"NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY CALLED 'BUBBLECOIN' PROMISES TO ONLY RISE IN VALUE, INSPIRED BY FEDERAL RESERVE'S CONFIDENCE IN INFLATION CONTROL"
May 17, 2025 - In a brash move that has economists and meme lords nodding in approval, the creators of BubbleCoin have launched what they call an "unpopable" cryptocurrency. This new digital asset, ingeniously pegged to optimism and investor hubris, surged 5000% in its first hour, despite warnings from anyone with a basic understanding of economics. The founders, inspired by the "perpetual growth" model historically seen in toddlers' balloon demands, promise that BubbleCoin will never burst, citing a proprietary algorithm that feeds on market euphoria and tweets from celebrities. Meanwhile, the SEC has bookmarked their website, presumably for bedtime reading.