"BITCOIN VOWS TO GO GREEN BY ONLY USING ENERGY WASTED BY ARGUING ON CRYPTO TWITTER"
May 18, 2025 — In an ambitious stride towards environmental consciousness, major cryptocurrency players have declared a novel approach to mining: harnessing the heat generated by heated debates and endless bickering on Crypto Twitter. This revolutionary technique, dubbed 'TwitHeat Mining', promises to reduce the carbon footprint of digital currencies by converting social media spats into a clean energy source.
Crypto enthusiasts are thrilled, noting that the vast reserves of untapped energy in online disputes about the merits of blockchain could power Bitcoin for centuries. Meanwhile, skeptics argue that this might just be another bubble waiting to burst, possibly fueled by the hot air from the crypto community itself.
Regulators, confused by the technical jargon, have decided to classify 'TwitHeat' under 'renewable resources', pending further review.
Crypto enthusiasts are thrilled, noting that the vast reserves of untapped energy in online disputes about the merits of blockchain could power Bitcoin for centuries. Meanwhile, skeptics argue that this might just be another bubble waiting to burst, possibly fueled by the hot air from the crypto community itself.
Regulators, confused by the technical jargon, have decided to classify 'TwitHeat' under 'renewable resources', pending further review.