"CRYPTO FANS RELIEVED AS NEW REGULATIONS REQUIRE ALL TRANSACTIONS TO NOW INCLUDE FREE PRAYER FOR INCREASED VALUE"
May 18, 2025
In an unprecedented move, the Global Cryptocurrency Regulation Board (GCRB) has announced a partnership with various religious organizations to bolster investor confidence. Starting June 2025, every crypto transaction will be accompanied by a "Blockchain Blessing", performed by an interfaith group of clerics. This divine intervention is seen as a necessary step after the "Doomsday Dip" of 2024, where major currencies plummeted, prompting investors to seek solace in spiritual guidance. Skeptics have dubbed it a "Hail Mary pass", while true believers are already setting up altars next to their mining rigs.
In an unprecedented move, the Global Cryptocurrency Regulation Board (GCRB) has announced a partnership with various religious organizations to bolster investor confidence. Starting June 2025, every crypto transaction will be accompanied by a "Blockchain Blessing", performed by an interfaith group of clerics. This divine intervention is seen as a necessary step after the "Doomsday Dip" of 2024, where major currencies plummeted, prompting investors to seek solace in spiritual guidance. Skeptics have dubbed it a "Hail Mary pass", while true believers are already setting up altars next to their mining rigs.