"CRYPTO WHALES NOW REQUIRED TO WEAR LIFE JACKETS: NEW REGULATION AIMS TO PREVENT DROWNING IN VOLATILE MARKET"
**May 18, 2025 - Cryptocurrency News Update**
In an unprecedented move, the Global Crypto Regulatory Alliance (GCRA) has mandated that all cryptocurrency holders with digital assets exceeding $5 million must now undergo water safety training. This decision comes after a metaphorical tsunami of market crashes left many so-called 'crypto whales' gasping for liquidity.
The quirky regulation was inspired by the frequent use of aquatic metaphors in the crypto community, such as 'liquidity pools' and 'fishing for tokens'.
In an unprecedented move, the Global Crypto Regulatory Alliance (GCRA) has mandated that all cryptocurrency holders with digital assets exceeding $5 million must now undergo water safety training. This decision comes after a metaphorical tsunami of market crashes left many so-called 'crypto whales' gasping for liquidity.
The quirky regulation was inspired by the frequent use of aquatic metaphors in the crypto community, such as 'liquidity pools' and 'fishing for tokens'.