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CRYPTO MARKET TO IMPLEMENT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOKENS AMID LATEST PRICE CRASHES
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CRYPTO MARKET TO IMPLEMENT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOKENS AMID LATEST PRICE CRASHES

January 31, 2025
January 31, 2025 - As the cryptocurrency market faces another turbulent week, industry leaders have announced a novel initiative to bolster investor morale: the introduction of Emotional Support Tokens (ESTs). In a bid to address the emotional rollercoaster of crypto trading, these tokens will be awarded to investors whenever the market plunges by more than 10% in a single day.

The tokens, non-redeemable and entirely symbolic, are part of a broader strategy to 'hug the volatility out of the market', according to one Silicon Valley insider. Each EST carries a motivational quote from famous investors like Warren Buffet, reminding holders that "the market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient."

Crypto enthusiasts can display these tokens on their digital wallets, supposedly as a badge of resilience.