CRYPTO COMMUNITY RELIEVED AS NEW COIN PROMISES TO ONLY CRASH TWICE A WEEK
January 31, 2025 – In an unprecedented move that has sparked both relief and mirth, the latest cryptocurrency, Stable-ishCoin, promises to disrupt the market by guaranteeing only bi-weekly crashes, a significant improvement on the daily downturns that have plagued investors in recent years.
Launched amid the chaos of the 2024 Global Digital Meltdown, the creators of Stable-ishCoin aim to provide a "more predictable form of unpredictability," claiming that their advanced algorithm can ensure major value drops on Tuesdays and Thursdays, allowing traders to plan their panic accordingly.
This announcement comes on the heels of last year's revelation that another major cryptocurrency was secretly backed by the fortunes found in lost couch cushions, leading to widespread skepticism about stability promises.
Launched amid the chaos of the 2024 Global Digital Meltdown, the creators of Stable-ishCoin aim to provide a "more predictable form of unpredictability," claiming that their advanced algorithm can ensure major value drops on Tuesdays and Thursdays, allowing traders to plan their panic accordingly.
This announcement comes on the heels of last year's revelation that another major cryptocurrency was secretly backed by the fortunes found in lost couch cushions, leading to widespread skepticism about stability promises.