"DOGECOIN FOUNDER APPOINTED TO HEAD NEWLY FORMED U\.S\. DEPARTMENT OF MEME ECONOMICS"
February 1, 2025 - In an unprecedented move, the U.S. government has announced the creation of the Department of Meme Economics, with none other than the Dogecoin founder at its helm. The new department aims to stabilize the tumultuous meme market and introduce a standardized system of 'LOLs' and 'ROFLs' as potential minor currencies.
This bold strategy follows the recent debacle where millions were lost in the Great Pepe Crash of 2024. Economists worldwide have criticized the move as 'the most 2025 thing to happen since 2025 began', while avid meme traders have started hoarding vintage SpongeBob memes in anticipation of a market boom.
The Treasury will also issue a new currency featuring the Shiba Inu by mid-year, which will be legal tender at select internet cafes and online gaming platforms.
This bold strategy follows the recent debacle where millions were lost in the Great Pepe Crash of 2024. Economists worldwide have criticized the move as 'the most 2025 thing to happen since 2025 began', while avid meme traders have started hoarding vintage SpongeBob memes in anticipation of a market boom.
The Treasury will also issue a new currency featuring the Shiba Inu by mid-year, which will be legal tender at select internet cafes and online gaming platforms.