CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER PROMISES TO FIX GLOBAL WARMING WITH NEW 'ICECOIN', CLIMATE SCIENTISTS DEMAND PROOF OF WORK
**Date: February 1, 2025**
In a groundbreaking announcement that has left both environmentalists and investors scratching their heads, cryptocurrency magnate Bobby "Block" Chain claims his new digital currency, IceCoin, will directly combat global warming. Chain, known for his previous venture, CryptoCats, which infamously crashed after using up Europe's entire annual glitter supply, insists that each transaction of IceCoin will somehow reduce the carbon footprint of its users.
The concept has the scientific community demanding a peek under the hood—or in this case, the blockchain. Dr. Hailie Melt, a leading climatologist, tweeted, "Cool story, Bob.
In a groundbreaking announcement that has left both environmentalists and investors scratching their heads, cryptocurrency magnate Bobby "Block" Chain claims his new digital currency, IceCoin, will directly combat global warming. Chain, known for his previous venture, CryptoCats, which infamously crashed after using up Europe's entire annual glitter supply, insists that each transaction of IceCoin will somehow reduce the carbon footprint of its users.
The concept has the scientific community demanding a peek under the hood—or in this case, the blockchain. Dr. Hailie Melt, a leading climatologist, tweeted, "Cool story, Bob.