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"CASH IS CRASHING: INVESTORS RUSH TO STORE WEALTH IN LASER\-EYED MONKEY NFTS AMIDST GLOBAL BANK DOUBTS"

February 2, 2025
February 2, 2025 - In an unprecedented twist of economic fate, the world’s richest are turning their backs on traditional banking, instead opting to hoard their billions in the burgeoning sector of Laser-Eyed Monkey NFTs. As central banks grapple with the latest scandal of accidentally printing more money than there are stars in the Milky Way, skepticism about fiat currencies has reached an all-time high.
Market analysts report a staggering 5000% increase in NFT sales, primarily in the pixelated primate category, suggesting a new era of asset security that involves digital ownership of cross-eyed simians adorned with neon lasers.