CRYPTO COMMUNITY THRILLED TO DISCOVER NEW COIN THAT ONLY CRASHES ON DAYS ENDING IN 'Y'
February 3, 2025 – In an astonishing turn of events that has both blockchain enthusiasts and skeptics scratching their heads, a newly launched cryptocurrency, Stable-ish, has vowed to keep its crashes strictly to days ending in 'Y'. The innovative feature, dubbed "PredictaCrash", was announced during the GlitchCon 2025 summit in Las Vegas.
In a world where market stability is as elusive as a straightforward explanation of blockchain from your grandfather, Stable-ish offers a refreshing twist by scheduling its downturns. "Why suffer from unpredictable market fluctuations when you can mark your calendar for the next crash?" joked CEO, Barry Ponzi, during his keynote.
Skeptics argue that since all days in the week end in 'Y', the coin might not be as stable as it claims. However, die-hard crypto fans are already celebrating by timing their panic sells.
In a world where market stability is as elusive as a straightforward explanation of blockchain from your grandfather, Stable-ish offers a refreshing twist by scheduling its downturns. "Why suffer from unpredictable market fluctuations when you can mark your calendar for the next crash?" joked CEO, Barry Ponzi, during his keynote.
Skeptics argue that since all days in the week end in 'Y', the coin might not be as stable as it claims. However, die-hard crypto fans are already celebrating by timing their panic sells.