CRYPTOCOIN CALAMITY: REGULATORS CAN'T DECIDE IF IT'S THE FUTURE OF FINANCE OR JUST REALLY GOOD AT FUNDING YACHTS
February 8, 2025 - In an unprecedented move, the Global Crypto Regulation Summit concluded yesterday with more confusion than clarity. After three days of intense debate, the world's financial leaders determined that the primary function of cryptocurrencies is still, indeed, "up for interpretation."
The summit, held in a lavish underwater hotel (paid for in Bitcoin, of course), saw regulators attempting to navigate the murky waters of digital currencies.
The summit, held in a lavish underwater hotel (paid for in Bitcoin, of course), saw regulators attempting to navigate the murky waters of digital currencies.