CRYPTO\-THRILLED CATS CAUSE CHAOS: NFT FRENZY NOW LINKED TO GLOBAL LASER POINTER SHORTAGE
February 8, 2025 — In an unforeseen twist to the digital economy, the latest cryptocurrency craze isn’t about decentralization or privacy but rather... feline frenzy. A new NFT series, "CatNipCoin," which features animated cats chasing laser pointers, has unexpectedly driven up the demand for real-world laser pointers, leading to a global shortage. The shortage has not only caused distress among cat owners but also among PowerPoint presenters worldwide. Economists are baffled, pet stores are overjoyed, and somewhere, a cat is probably planning to launch its own ICO.