CRYPTO REGULATORS DECLARE 'OPPOSITE DAY': ALL TRANSACTIONS TO BE REVERSED TO BOOST MARKET TRANSPARENCY
February 9, 2025 - In an unprecedented move to ensure absolute transparency in the cryptocurrency market, regulators today announced the initiation of 'Backward Blockchain Day.' For 24 hours, every crypto transaction will be reversed, meaning if you thought buying Bitcoin at its lowest was a steal yesterday, you might find yourself selling it at its peak tomorrow.
The decision comes on the heels of recent scandals involving undisclosed whale movements and midnight meme coin launches. "We believe this will make everyone twice as thoughtful about their trades," said a spokesperson, while struggling to keep a straight face. Critics argue it might just double the confusion. Meanwhile, traders are gearing their bots for a day of reverse psychology betting.
The decision comes on the heels of recent scandals involving undisclosed whale movements and midnight meme coin launches. "We believe this will make everyone twice as thoughtful about their trades," said a spokesperson, while struggling to keep a straight face. Critics argue it might just double the confusion. Meanwhile, traders are gearing their bots for a day of reverse psychology betting.