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Title: Dogecoin Now the Official Currency of Mars, Elon Tweets
Date: February 10, 2025
In an unexpected twist of fate, Dogecoin has been declared the official currency of Mars. The announcement came early this morning from none other than tech mogul and space enthusiast Elon Musk via his favorite communication platform, Twitter. This follows the recent establishment of Mars' first human colony, aptly named DogeBase One.
Musk’s tweet, “Much currency, very Mars,” immediately sent Dogecoin soaring by 4200%, as cryptocurrency enthusiasts and investors scurried to get a piece of the Martian pie. The move has prompted regulators on Earth to scratch their heads, with the U.S.
Date: February 10, 2025
In an unexpected twist of fate, Dogecoin has been declared the official currency of Mars. The announcement came early this morning from none other than tech mogul and space enthusiast Elon Musk via his favorite communication platform, Twitter. This follows the recent establishment of Mars' first human colony, aptly named DogeBase One.
Musk’s tweet, “Much currency, very Mars,” immediately sent Dogecoin soaring by 4200%, as cryptocurrency enthusiasts and investors scurried to get a piece of the Martian pie. The move has prompted regulators on Earth to scratch their heads, with the U.S.