"DOGECOIN TO THE MOON: ELON MUSK'S TWEET SENDS CRYPTO MARKETS INTO A TAILSPIN, INVESTORS BARKING UP THE WRONG BLOCKCHAIN"
February 10, 2025 - In an unexpected twist of fate, the cryptocurrency community was left scratching their heads when a typo in a Congressional bill proposed a 3% tax on all "pubic" instead of "public" cryptocurrency transactions. The typo, likely caused by a lawmaker’s overzealous spellchecker, has led to an uproarious debate on social media about the implications of taxing personal grooming habits instead of financial gains.
The crypto markets responded with bewildering volatility as traders tried to decipher whether their next Bitcoin buy might subsidize national hair care.
The crypto markets responded with bewildering volatility as traders tried to decipher whether their next Bitcoin buy might subsidize national hair care.