CRYPTO MARKET RESPONDS TO REGULATIONS BY LAUNCHING 'RULECOIN', PROMISES TO OUTLAW ITSELF BY Q3
February 13, 2025 — In an unprecedented move that has left regulators scratching their heads and Redditors furiously memeing, the crypto community has launched RuleCoin, a new cryptocurrency designed to be fully compliant with all possible regulations—so compliant, in fact, that its developers plan to ban it by the third quarter of the year.
Dubbed the 'Ouroboros of Compliance', RuleCoin emerged in response to the ever-tightening noose of global financial regulations. Its unique feature? A built-in 'self-destruct' smart contract that triggers a complete network shutdown the moment it detects any form of non-compliance, essentially making it the first cryptocurrency designed to put itself out of business.
Crypto enthusiasts are already placing bets on whether RuleCoin will manage to outlaw itself before or after it manages to turn a profit.
Dubbed the 'Ouroboros of Compliance', RuleCoin emerged in response to the ever-tightening noose of global financial regulations. Its unique feature? A built-in 'self-destruct' smart contract that triggers a complete network shutdown the moment it detects any form of non-compliance, essentially making it the first cryptocurrency designed to put itself out of business.
Crypto enthusiasts are already placing bets on whether RuleCoin will manage to outlaw itself before or after it manages to turn a profit.