CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDERS EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THE LAUNCH OF 'BAILCOIN' JUST IN TIME FOR NEXT ROUND OF INDICTMENTS
February 12, 2025 – In a revolutionary move that has left regulators scratching their heads and enthusiasts paradoxically hopeful, the cryptocurrency world sees the birth of BailCoin. Designed specifically for the legally beleaguered tech moguls, BailCoin offers seamless bail payments directly from your digital wallet to the courthouse.
The launch, set in a lavish yet oddly secure undisclosed location, was attended by numerous personalities – many of whom were curiously checking their phones for updates from their attorneys.
The launch, set in a lavish yet oddly secure undisclosed location, was attended by numerous personalities – many of whom were curiously checking their phones for updates from their attorneys.