The Rug Pull Gazette^TM

February 24, 2025 - In an unexpected twist of fate, the cryptocurrency world is reeling from what experts are dubbing the "Tinseltown Takedown." This morning, a coordinated sell-off by a cabal of Hollywood elites has seen the value of Bitcoin plummet by 30%. The sell-off, reportedly inspired by an exclusive spiritual retreat where celebrities underwent a "digital detox," has not only caused market chaos but also sparked a philosophical debate about the soul of investing.
In response, tech moguls have announced plans for "Conscious Coin," a new cryptocurrency that promises to donate a percentage of transaction fees to repairing the reputations of distressed celebrities.