CRYPTOCURRENCY EXPERTS DECLARE "BUY THE DIP" AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY, GOVERNMENTS STILL BAFFLED ON REGULATION
February 24, 2025 – In an unprecedented move, the global cryptocurrency community has unanimously declared February 29th as International Buy The Dip Day. Celebrated once every four years, this new holiday aims to honor the time-honored tradition of purchasing digital assets following a market downturn.
Crypto enthusiasts worldwide reportedly decided on the leap day to give governments extra time to catch up with the concept. "It's somewhat symbolic," explained a self-proclaimed crypto guru wearing sunglasses indoors, "like the extra day gives the market itself time to leap forward."
The announcement comes on the heels of the recent revelation that 90% of crypto advisors are, in fact, chatbots, and the ongoing confusion among bureaucrats around how to even spell 'blockchain.' Meanwhile, regulatory bodies are still scratching their heads.
Crypto enthusiasts worldwide reportedly decided on the leap day to give governments extra time to catch up with the concept. "It's somewhat symbolic," explained a self-proclaimed crypto guru wearing sunglasses indoors, "like the extra day gives the market itself time to leap forward."
The announcement comes on the heels of the recent revelation that 90% of crypto advisors are, in fact, chatbots, and the ongoing confusion among bureaucrats around how to even spell 'blockchain.' Meanwhile, regulatory bodies are still scratching their heads.