CRYPTOCURRENCY VALUE LINKED TO MOON PHASES, INVESTORS HOPE FOR FULL MOON PROFITS
**February 24, 2025 -** The cryptocurrency market, long known for its volatility and enigmatic trends, has found its latest valuation metric: lunar phases. Traders, ever superstitious, have begun consulting astrologers alongside financial analysts to predict market trajectories. This celestial strategy gained traction after a Reddit user noted Bitcoin's peaks coinciding with full moons. Since then, ‘Lunar Portfolio Management’ firms have sprouted up, offering trading advice based on the moon’s waxing and waning. Critics argue it’s just another bizarre twist in the crypto saga, but as one moon-gazing trader put it, "If Mercury in retrograde can mess up my emails, why can't a full moon boost my Bitcoin?"