BITCOIN RESCUES ECONOMY: NATION PAYS OFF DEBT BY ACCIDENTALLY HODLing
February 26, 2025 - In an unprecedented fiscal turn-around, the tiny nation of Elbonia has miraculously wiped out its national debt, not through stringent economic reforms or austerity measures, but by simply forgetting they had invested in a stash of Bitcoin back in 2021. The accidental financial strategists, known as the "Coincidental Ministry," only rediscovered the digital wallet password last Tuesday after a janitor mistook it for a cleaning schedule.
The Bitcoin, purchased during what historians now call the "Panic Buy Festival" of the pandemic era, appreciated over 4,000%, leaving the country's finance minister shocked and the economy shockingly stable. Critics argue this strategy is unsustainable, while supporters are busy searching government archives for more forgotten passwords.
The Bitcoin, purchased during what historians now call the "Panic Buy Festival" of the pandemic era, appreciated over 4,000%, leaving the country's finance minister shocked and the economy shockingly stable. Critics argue this strategy is unsustainable, while supporters are busy searching government archives for more forgotten passwords.