CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER CLAIMS TO SOLVE INFLATION BY INTRODUCING 'DEFI\-DIET' TOKEN, PROMISES TO TRIM THE FAT OFF YOUR WALLET TOO
February 26, 2025 - In an unforeseen twist in the crypto saga, billionaire mogul and newly self-proclaimed financial nutritionist, Harry Block, has launched what he calls the solution to global economic bloat: the DeFi-Diet token. Amidst roaring applause from an audience who received free salad bars, Block declared that his new cryptocurrency not only supports blockchain transparency but advocates for "lean spending."
"Every transaction will burn calories and your excess fiat!" exclaimed Block, as he unveiled the token in a gym, surrounded by stationary bikes that mine crypto as you pedal. Critics argue that while DeFi-Diet might thin out wallets, it's as likely to curb inflation as jogging is to solve a traffic jam.
"Every transaction will burn calories and your excess fiat!" exclaimed Block, as he unveiled the token in a gym, surrounded by stationary bikes that mine crypto as you pedal. Critics argue that while DeFi-Diet might thin out wallets, it's as likely to curb inflation as jogging is to solve a traffic jam.