"CRYPTO INFLUENCERS NOW OFFERING THERAPY: COUNSELING FOR VICTIMS OF THEIR OWN FAILED PUMPS AND DUMPS"
January 30, 2025 - In an unprecedented twist of irony, top cryptocurrency influencers have launched a new blockchain-based therapy platform, dubbed "ConsolationCoin." The service promises emotional support to the financially bruised souls who suffered from the influencers' own speculative misfires.
As crypto markets continue their rollercoaster ride, the once exuberant faces behind viral coin promotions are now positioning themselves as empathetic counselors.
As crypto markets continue their rollercoaster ride, the once exuberant faces behind viral coin promotions are now positioning themselves as empathetic counselors.