"BITCOIN BUYS BANANAS: NEW PEEL PROTOCOL AIMS TO SLIP UP CRYPTO TAX EVADERS".
January 30, 2025 - In a groundbreaking development that has left economists and fruit vendors equally baffled, the cryptocurrency community has introduced the 'Peel Protocol'—a digital ledger designed for tracking banana transactions. This quirky twist in crypto utility aims to address the multi-peel-layered issue of tax evasion by ensuring every banana bought can be traced back to its blockchain entry.
Critics argue it's just another ploy for tech bros to throw their weight around in the produce aisle, while supporters hail it as a revolutionary step towards transparent grocery shopping. The IRS has yet to comment but is rumored to be stockpiling potassium supplements in preparation for a deep dive into this fruity finance fiasco.
Critics argue it's just another ploy for tech bros to throw their weight around in the produce aisle, while supporters hail it as a revolutionary step towards transparent grocery shopping. The IRS has yet to comment but is rumored to be stockpiling potassium supplements in preparation for a deep dive into this fruity finance fiasco.