WORLD'S MOST ELUSIVE CRYPTOCURRENCY: WALLET PASSWORD REMAINS UNCRACKED FOR FIFTH YEAR DESPITE OWNER'S BEST EFFORTS
March 20, 2025 – In a dramatic turn of events that has left cybersecurity experts and fortune hunters baffled, local programmer Mike Hodlson still can't remember the password to his digital wallet, which now holds a whopping 20,000 Bitcoins. Despite numerous attempts using everything from hypnosis to hiring the world's most cunning hackers, Hodl's digital treasure chest remains as impenetrable as Fort Knox. The ordeal began in 2020 when, in a moment of misguided prudence, Hodlson used his cat's birthday combined with his favorite pizza topping as his password, only to forget both after adopting a keto diet and developing allergies. As Bitcoin's value skyrockets, Hodlson's saga has turned from a personal mishap into a darkly comic cautionary tale about digital wealth and human memory—or lack thereof.