CITIZENS PUZZLED AS NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY CALLED "REGRETICOIN" SOARS, PROMISING 100% TRANSPARENCY IN LOSSES
March 25, 2025 - In an unexpected twist of fate in the crypto world, the recently launched Regreticoin has become the hottest new digital currency. Despite its creators advertising it as the first cryptocurrency to offer investors a clear outlook on their impending financial despair, the coin's value has skyrocketed. Experts believe the surge is due to traders who miss the thrill of the 2020s market volatility. "It's like watching a train wreck in real-time, and who doesn't love a bit of chaos?" commented one investor, who preferred to stay anonymous, possibly regretting his life choices already. Regreticoin's blockchain also features a live feed of investors' reactions as they watch their money disappear, adding a touch of schadenfreude to the investment experience.