The Rug Pull Gazette^TM

February 12, 2025 — In a stunning turn of events, the cryptocurrency world has once again outdone itself by launching what experts are calling the pinnacle of digital currency innovation: CoinX. Despite its ground-breaking release yesterday, with promises to revolutionize the global economy, the crypto community has collectively failed to remember its name today.
CoinX, featuring absolute zero utility, was initially met with wild enthusiasm.