"INVESTORS RUSH TO BUY NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY BACKED BY DENTAL FLOSS, CLAIMING IT'S MORE TANGIBLE THAN USUAL ASSETS"
**February 13, 2025** - In an unexpected turn, the crypto world has taken hygiene to new heights. Amidst the rubble of past failed currencies backed by abstract concepts like 'hope' and 'freedom', a new player emerges: MintyChain. It's backed by something we've all underestimated—dental floss. Founders claim that their asset is literally interwoven with real-world value, providing 'long-term stability and fresh returns'.
The crypto community has flossed away doubts, with influencers already dubbing it a 'refreshing investment'. Notably, this minty-fresh venture has sparked interest following the infamous 2023 Bubblegum Token scandal, where assets stuck only briefly before bursting.
The crypto community has flossed away doubts, with influencers already dubbing it a 'refreshing investment'. Notably, this minty-fresh venture has sparked interest following the infamous 2023 Bubblegum Token scandal, where assets stuck only briefly before bursting.