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February 14, 2025 - In a ground-breaking revelation, Bitcoin has been officially adopted as the mascot for the 2025 World Economic Forum, overshadowing the Swiss franc and U.S. dollar, as world leaders ceremonially update their wallets from leather to Ledger. The decision comes after a unanimous vote, reportedly taken via a blockchain-powered, smart contract-based voting app, which ironically suffered a minor glitch and distributed free bitcoins as 'I Voted' stickers.
This bold move has been met with mixed reactions. Celebrations erupted in the digital domain with meme coins launching virtual fireworks, while traditional bankers were seen updating their resumes. The forum concluded with a panel discussion on "How to Explain Your Crypto Portfolio at Family Gatherings Without Causing a Scene," a pressing issue troubling crypto enthusiasts worldwide.
This bold move has been met with mixed reactions. Celebrations erupted in the digital domain with meme coins launching virtual fireworks, while traditional bankers were seen updating their resumes. The forum concluded with a panel discussion on "How to Explain Your Crypto Portfolio at Family Gatherings Without Causing a Scene," a pressing issue troubling crypto enthusiasts worldwide.