BITCOIN HIRES PR FIRM TO IMPROVE IMAGE: DECLARES "I'M NOT A BUBBLE, I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD"
"DOGECOIN FOUNDER STARTS NEW CRYPTO FOR CAT LOVERS: CATCOIN PROMISES TO MAKE EVERY DAY CATURDAY"
CASHING IN ON CHAOS: CRYPTO CONFERENCE ACCEPTS ONLY FALLEN COINS AS ADMISSION FEE
