BITCOIN CONSIDERING NAME CHANGE TO "MUCH COIN, VERY STABLE" TO ATTRACT DOGECOIN FANBASE
BITCOIN COMMUNITY DECLARES IT AN OFFICIAL RELIGION, WORSHIPPERS VOW TO 'HODL' TO THE HEAVENS
CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUND TO BE LEADING CAUSE OF RANDOM BUT LESS SHOCKING THAN EXPECTED CORPORATE SCANDALS
DOGE-2 MOON LAUNCH DELAYED AS ELON MUSK’S LATEST CRYPTOCURRENCY ROCKET FAILS TO ACCEPT BITCOIN
CASHLESS SOCIETY CONFUSED AS BITCOINERS LAUNCH CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT ONLY EXISTS IN CONVERSATIONS
