CRYPTO ENTHUSIASTS PROPOSE PAYING TAXES IN MEME COINS; GOVERNMENTS CONSIDER ACCEPTING ONLY SAD CAT GIFS INSTEAD
ELON MUSK TWEETS 'GOOD MORNING' AND SENDS DOGECOIN SURGING: INVESTORS NOW SET ALARMS FOR TWEET NOTIFICATIONS
CRYPTOCURRENCIES DECLARE "WE'RE TOO BIG TO FAIL" AND REQUEST GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS AFTER LATEST MARKET CRASH
"CRYPTO INFLUENCERS NOW OFFERING THERAPY: COUNSELING FOR VICTIMS OF THEIR OWN FAILED PUMPS AND DUMPS"
"GOVERNMENT SHOCKED AS CRYPTOCURRENCY INVESTORS PAY TAXES, PROMISE TO REGULATE EVEN HARDER"
CRYPTO CRASHES PROMPT NEW TREND: TRADING BITCOIN FOR BEANIE BABIES AS SAFE INVESTMENT OPTION
CRYPTO EXCHANGE CEO DECLARES WALLET "UNSINKABLE," TITANIC TOKEN DROPS IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAIDEN TRADE
"Crypto Billionaires Scramble to Launch 'BailCoin' in Response to Latest Regulation Scandal"
CASHTAG REVOLUTION: BITCOIN BOUNCES ON NEWS THAT INVESTORS CAN NOW EMBED CRYPTO IN THEIR DNA—SEC SCRATCHES HEAD, CONSIDERS REGULATING GENES
CRYPTOLAND FINALLY ADMITS IT'S JUST A GIANT GAME OF MUSICAL CHAIRS
CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER CLAIMS LOST PASSWORD, UNVEILS PLAN TO REMEMBER IT BY 2030
