CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER CLAIMS TO SOLVE INFLATION BY INTRODUCING 'DEFI\-DIET' TOKEN, PROMISES TO TRIM THE FAT OFF YOUR WALLET TOO
BITCOIN RESCUES ECONOMY: NATION PAYS OFF DEBT BY ACCIDENTALLY HODLing
CRYPTO ENTHUSIASTS EXCITED FOR NEW 'BUY LOW, SELL NEVER' STRATEGY, CLAIM IT'S REVOLUTIONARY IN AVOIDING TAXES
"DOGECOIN TO THE MOON: NASA INVESTS IN CRYPTO TO FUND MARS MISSION, ELON MUSK APPROVES"
CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUND TO OUTPACE THE SPEED OF RUMORS, EXPERTS BAFFLE OVER HOW TO SHORT SPECULATION
"CASH IS CRASHING: CRYPTOCURRENCY DECLARES VICTORY, PROMISES TO ONLY COLLAPSE ONCE A WEEK"
CRYPTOCURRENCY VALUE LINKED TO MOON PHASES, INVESTORS HOPE FOR FULL MOON PROFITS
CRYPTOCURRENCY EXPERTS DECLARE "BUY THE DIP" AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY, GOVERNMENTS STILL BAFFLED ON REGULATION
"CRYPTO CURRENCY CALAMITY: COINS CRASH AS CELEBRITIES CASH OUT, CLAIMING 'CREATIVE CONSCIENCE CRISIS'"
"CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUND TO BE MORE STABLE THAN TWITTER MANAGEMENT, INVESTORS RUSH TO BUY DIGITAL COINS AS SAFER BET"
"CryptoKitties to Merge with Dogecoin: Experts Predict the Birth of the Ultimate Meme\-Finance Hybrid"\.
