ELON MUSK TWEETS 'GONE FISHING', CRYPTO MARKET DIVES THEN SURGES AS INVESTORS DEBATE METAPHORICAL MEANING
NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY PROMISES TO FIX ECONOMY, JUST LIKE THE LAST 583 DID
CRYPTO COIN CALLED 'PROMISE' PLUMMETS AFTER FOUNDERS PROMISE NOT TO DISAPPEAR WITH INVESTOR FUNDS
CRYPTO CONSULTANT CLAIMS MOON TICKET AS BITCOIN TUMBLES, PROMISES NEW COIN WILL FIX GRAVITY
"BITCOIN DECLARES ITSELF A COUNTRY, IMMEDIATELY SUFFERS ECONOMIC COLLAPSE AND SEEKS IMF BAILOUT"
"CRYPTO ENTHUSIASTS REJOICE: LEAKED MEMO SUGGESTS NEW REGULATIONS TO INCLUDE FREE VIRTUAL THERAPY WITH EVERY MARKET CRASH"
BITCOIN BUYS BUCKINGHAM: CRYPTO ENTHUSIASTS CLAIM MONARCHY AS ULTIMATE NFT
"BITCOIN VOWS TO BECOME MORE STABLE THAN TWITTER'S LEADERSHIP: PROMISES ONLY ONE DRAMATIC CRASH PER WEEK"
"CRYPTOCURRENCY ENTHUSIASTS DEMAND DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME DELAY TO RECOVER LOST HOUR OF TRADING"
BITCOIN TO INTRODUCE LOYALTY POINTS: EARN A FREE NFT WITH EVERY MARKET CRASH
CRYPTO FANS REJOICE AS NEW COIN CREATORS PROMISE IT WON'T COLLAPSE FOR AT LEAST A WEEK
