CRYPTO REGULATORS DECLARE ALL COINS BUT DOGECOIN ILLEGAL, CLAIM 'ONLY ONE TRUE SHIBA CAN LEAD US'
CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDERS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER THEY MUST ALSO PAY TAXES
"CRYPTO FANS REJOICE AS CONGRESS ANNOUNCES BID TO MAKE BITCOIN THE OFFICIAL U\.S\. RETIREMENT PLAN"
"GOVERNMENTS CONFUSED AS CRYPTOCURRENCY MARKET ACHIEVES STABILITY BY CRASHING REGULARLY"
CRYPTO INVESTORS REJOICE AS CONGRESS PASSES NEW BILL REQUIRING BLOCKCHAIN FOR ALL GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS; DMV CLAIMS TRANSITION WILL ONLY TAKE 2 DECADES
"CASH IS DEAD, LONG LIVE CASH: CRYPTO COMPANY LAUNCHES PAPER WALLET TO 'REVOLUTIONIZE' PAYMENTS"
CRYPTO PUPPIES NFT COLLECTION BARKS UP A RECORD $10 MILLION, NOW MORE VALUABLE THAN 3 ACTUAL ZOOS
CRYPTOCEO DECLARES BANKRUPTCY FROM PRIVATE ISLAND: CALLS FOR MORE "TRANSPARENCY AND TRUST" IN THE INDUSTRY
BITCOIN BUYS BUCKINGHAM: CRYPTOCURRENCY NOW LEGAL TENDER FOR ROYAL PROPERTIES
CRYPTO MARKET REBOUNDS AFTER INVESTORS REALIZE THEY FORGOT WHERE THEY PUT THEIR WALLET KEYS
"DOGECOINS TO THE MOON AGAIN: ELON MUSK'S TWEET REGULATED TO ONLY OCCUR ON FULL MOON NIGHTS"
