"CASH IS DEAD, LONG LIVE CASH: CRYPTO COMPANY LAUNCHES PAPER WALLET TO 'REVOLUTIONIZE' PAYMENTS"
CRYPTO PUPPIES NFT COLLECTION BARKS UP A RECORD $10 MILLION, NOW MORE VALUABLE THAN 3 ACTUAL ZOOS
CRYPTOCEO DECLARES BANKRUPTCY FROM PRIVATE ISLAND: CALLS FOR MORE "TRANSPARENCY AND TRUST" IN THE INDUSTRY
BITCOIN BUYS BUCKINGHAM: CRYPTOCURRENCY NOW LEGAL TENDER FOR ROYAL PROPERTIES
CRYPTO MARKET REBOUNDS AFTER INVESTORS REALIZE THEY FORGOT WHERE THEY PUT THEIR WALLET KEYS
"DOGECOINS TO THE MOON AGAIN: ELON MUSK'S TWEET REGULATED TO ONLY OCCUR ON FULL MOON NIGHTS"
CRYPTOCURRENCY CRAZE CONTINUES: INVESTORS EMBRACE COIN TOSS AS LATEST PRICE PREDICTION METHOD
CRYPTOCOIN CALLED 'BUBBLE' BURSTS; INVESTORS SHOCKED TO FIND IT WAS ACTUAL BUBBLE
"BITCOIN BUYS BURGER KING: FAST FOOD GIANT TO ACCEPT CRYPTO AFTER FLURRY OF REGULATORY FLIP\-FLOPS"
"CRYPTOCURRENCIES DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM REALITY: MARKET PRICES NOW DETERMINED BY ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS"
"CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUND TO BE LEADING CAUSE OF INVESTOR INSOMNIA, STUDY SPONSORED BY COFFEE CHAINS SHOWS"
