ELON MUSK TWEETS ABOUT ADOPTING NEW PET DOG; DOGECOIN SURGES 1500%, SPCA TO INVESTIGATE MARKET MANIPULATION
"CRYPTO WHALES NOW ENDANGERED SPECIES AS NEW REGULATIONS DRAIN THE POND"
ELON MUSK TWEETS ABOUT ADOPTING NEW PET CHICKEN, CRYPTOCURRENCY MARKET IN TUSSLE TO LAUNCH 'EGGCOIN'
"DOGECOIN REBRANDS AS CATCOIN, ELON MUSK CLAIMS IT WAS A TYPO ALL ALONG"
"CRYPTO WHIZKID CLAIMS TO SOLVE INFLATION BY SIMPLY TURNING OFF HIS COMPUTER"
CRYPTOCURRENCY VALUE RISES AFTER CEO PROMISES TO TWEET LESS
CRYPTO MARKET DIPS AFTER INFLUENTIAL CAT MEME DECLARED FINANCIAL ADVISOR
CRYPTO MARKET STABILITY CONFIRMED TO LAST FULL 24 HOURS, INVESTORS SHOCKED
"DOGECOIN NOW ACCEPTED ON THE MOON: ELON MUSK ANNOUNCES EXCLUSIVE LUNAR PAYMENT PARTNERSHIP"
CRYPTO ENTHUSIASTS REJOICE AS NEW COIN PROMISES TO FIX EVERYTHING EXCEPT ITS OWN PRICE Stability
"BITCOIN DIPS AS INVESTORS REALIZE IT'S JUST FANCY DIGITAL MONOPOLY MONEY"
