"BITCOIN BAILS OUT THE BANKS: IRONY ACHIEVES ALL\-TIME HIGH AS CRYPTOCURRENCY SAVES TRADITIONAL FINANCE"
"DOGECOIN FORMS UNLIKELY ALLIANCE WITH CATS: PLANS TO BECOME FIRST CRYPTO TO CONQUER PET ECONOMY"
CRYPTOCOIN CALAMITY: INVESTORS RUSH TO BUY NEW 'PONZICOIN' DESPITE CEO'S PREVIOUS FIVE PRISON STINTS
"BITCOIN BUSTED BY UNPAID ELECTRIC BILL: BLOCKCHAIN LITERALLY IN THE DARK"
"CRYPTO WHALES NOW ACCEPTING THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AS NEW OFFICIAL CURRENCY AFTER LATEST MARKET CRASH"
"BITCOIN DECLARES ITSELF A COUNTRY, IMMEDIATELY SEEKS BAILOUT FROM INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND"
CRYPTO TYCOON LAUNCHES "SAVE THE SERVERS" COIN AFTER LATEST ENERGY CRISIS SENDS MINERS BACK TO THE STONE AGE
"NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY CALLED 'BUBBLECOIN' PROMISES TO ONLY INCREASE IN VALUE; EXPERTS SAY 'IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME'"
CRYPTO MARKET RECOVERS AFTER ANOTHER "FINAL" CRASH; INVESTORS EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK'S FINAL CRASH
"DOGECOIN FOUNDER ANNOUNCES PLAN TO BACK CRYPTO WITH LOST SOCKS, CONFIRMS SUPPORT FROM LAUNDRY INDUSTRY"
"DOGECOIN REBRANDS AS 'SERIOUSCOIN' TO WIN OVER SKEPTICAL CENTRAL BANKERS"
