CRYPTO MARKET TO IMPLEMENT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOKENS AMID LATEST PRICE CRASHES
CRYPTO COMMUNITY DECLARES "IT'S NOT A BUBBLE" FROM INSIDE GIANT INFLATABLE BITCOIN BALLOON
"CRYPTO MARKET VOLATILITY NOW OFFICIALLY CLASSED AS A THEME PARK RIDE, THRILL-SEEKERS REJOICE"
"CALF NAMED BITCOIN OUTPERFORMS MARKET AFTER LEARNING TO MOO IN MORSE CODE"
CRYPTOCURRENCY NEWBIE MISTAKENLY CREATES WORLD'S MOST VALUABLE COIN WHILE TRYING TO DOWNLOAD A MOVIE
ELON MUSK BUYS SATURN'S RINGS, PLANS TO LAUNCH SPACEX-COIN AS THE FIRST INTERPLANETARY CURRENCY
"CRYPTO MARKET CRASHES AGAIN; INVESTORS CLAIM 'PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT'"
CRYPTOCOIN CLIMBS AFTER CEO PROMISES TO LITERALLY SEND IT TO THE MOON
CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDERS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER BLOCKCHAIN ACTUALLY REQUIRES BLOCKS AND CHAINS, REGULATORS JUST AS SURPRISED
"MILLIONAIRE DOG CLAIMS TO HAVE INVENTED BITCOIN, SUES FOR BONE PAYMENTS"
"BITCOIN BUYS BANANAS: NEW PEEL PROTOCOL AIMS TO SLIP UP CRYPTO TAX EVADERS".
