"CRYPTO CURRENCY CALAMITY: COINS CRASH AS CELEBRITIES CASH OUT, CLAIMING 'CREATIVE CONSCIENCE CRISIS'"
"CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUND TO BE MORE STABLE THAN TWITTER MANAGEMENT, INVESTORS RUSH TO BUY DIGITAL COINS AS SAFER BET"
"CryptoKitties to Merge with Dogecoin: Experts Predict the Birth of the Ultimate Meme\-Finance Hybrid"\.
"CRYPTO MARKET OUTRAGED AS SEVENTH 'UNHACKABLE' EXCHANGE THIS YEAR GETS HACKED"
"CRYPTO INVESTORS RUSH TO BUY NEW COIN BASED SOLELY ON THE PROMISE OF FUTURE MEMES"
BITCOIN DECLARED OFFICIAL CURRENCY OF ANTARCTICA; PENGUINS NOW HIRING BLOCKCHAIN CONSULTANTS
"CRYPTOCURRENCY CONFERENCE UNVEILS REVOLUTIONARY NOTHINGCOIN: INVESTORS FLOCK TO BUY AIR"
CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER REVEALS NEW COIN THAT ONLY CRASHES AS A FEATURE, CALLS IT 'REALISTIC FINANCE'
"CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER DECLARES ONLY COINS BOUGHT ON FULL MOONS TO BE VALID, CLAIMS IT WILL STABILIZE MARKET"
"INVESTORS REJOICE AS NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY PROMISES ONLY QUARTERLY SCANDALS"
CRYPTOCURRENCY FOUNDER VOWS TO SOLVE INFLATION BY CREATING MORE COINS
